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  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/views.module on line 843.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_display.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display_page::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin_display::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_display_page.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display_block::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin_display::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_display_block.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_broken::ui_name() should be compatible with views_handler::ui_name($short = false) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_field.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of content_handler_field::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/cck/includes/views/handlers/content_handler_field.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument_broken::ui_name() should be compatible with views_handler::ui_name($short = false) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort_broken::ui_name() should be compatible with views_handler::ui_name($short = false) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_broken::ui_name() should be compatible with views_handler::ui_name($short = false) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_node_status::operator_form() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::operator_form(&$form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/modules/node/views_handler_filter_node_status.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 255.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 260.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 261.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 255.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 260.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 261.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 255.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 260.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 261.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 255.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 260.
  • strict warning: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/date/date/date.theme on line 261.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/views.module on line 843.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/views.module on line 843.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_boolean_operator::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter_boolean_operator.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home1/unboweda/public_html/profiles/prosepoint/modules/views/views.module on line 843.

Stories from Thelma

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Saturday, August 13th, 2011

Darling Ma-hinder

There are times m'dear if well fortified beforehand with the contents of half a bottle of vintage Bollinger sloshing about inside me, I could stick out an upward palm to be peered at by a soothsayer. I have been known of an evening, if sufficiently cheered on by friends to even allow a sayer of sooths to squint his eye, and register scorn at the squiggly lines on my palm and tell me this and that about my future.

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Sunday, May 10th, 2009
My darling Ma-hinder,

There I was sitting in my armchair sucking on a flute of Dom Perignon and contemplating my singular lot in life when I happened, as you may imagine often happens with those who suck on expensive dew at ungodly hours, to come across a surprising news item which seemed to insinuate as news items sometimes do, that your minions in the east of paradise had bunged three media chappies from ole Blighty out on their ear. Deported was the word whispered behind shaky hands at the Jumping Snail and Snoad - the local pub down the street.